Disclaimer: 

1. By purchasing one or more Flabongo products, you also agree to abide by the terms set forth in this disclaimer.

2. Flabongo LLC, a company whose principal location of business is Fort Wayne, IN, is the manufacturer of all products hereafter referred to as the "Flabongo". As referenced herein, "Flabongo" refers to any product, in whole or in part, which is manufactured, sold, distributed, given away or otherwise provided by Flabongo LLC. for the purpose of consuming beverages. Where referenced hereafter, "Our" refers to Flabongo; "You" refers to you and anyone else that orders, purchases, takes or keeps in any way, and/or uses in any way, any Flabongo product. 

3. Flabongo LLC is the copyright owner of the website ( www.flabongo.com). No portion of this site, including but not limited to the text, images, audio or video, may not be used in any manner, or for any purpose, without Flabongo LLC. express written permission, except as provided for herein. Without in any way waiving any of the foregoing rights, you may download one copy of the material on said sites for your personal, noncommercial home use only, provided you do not delete or change any copyright, trademark or other proprietary notices. Modification or use of the material on this site for any other purposes violates the Flabongo LLC legal rights. 

4. All products and services sold by Flabongo LLC are for novelty purposes only. The re-sale and/or use of any product or service purchased from Flabongo LLC is strictly at your own risk. By using any product or service from Flabongo LLC you acknowledge and agree that your use is at your own risk and that none of the parties involved in creating, producing, or delivering any product or service obtained from Flabongo LLC is liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages, or any other losses, costs, or expenses of any kind (including legal fees, expert fees, or other disbursements) which may arise, directly or indirectly, from the re-sale and/or use of said product(s).

5. You warrant and represent to Flabongo LLC that you fully understand and fully agree that:

(a) Many of the Flabongo LLC products are intended to rapidly dispense beverages into the body. Anyone using a Flabongo LLC product to consume alcoholic beverages does so at his or her own risk.

(b) By using a Flabongo LLC product, the user accepts and assumes all risks in any way associated with the use of a Flabongo product, including, but not limited to, the risks of drowning or choking, the risk of becoming intoxicated when used with beverages containing alcohol, and all risks in any way associated with intoxication, including injury and death.

(c) The use of a Flabongo LLC product to dispense alcohol to anyone under the age allowed by law, and the consumption of alcohol by anyone underage, is illegal.

(d) Driving while under the influence of any alcoholic beverage is dangerous and illegal.

(e) You agree to hold Flabongo LLC harmless and release Flabongo LLC from any claims of any nature, any causes of action, and any demands for injuries, damages or other liabilities (including but not limited to claims for damages to property, claims for physical or psychological injuries, or claims for wrongful death) which have been made, could have been made in the past, or might be made in the future against Flabongo, LLC due to any application or use of any Flabongo LLC product by you or anyone else, regardless of whether such applications, uses and/or damages were intended or unintended, or foreseeable or unforeseeable.

(h) You expressly waive any rights you may have under the provisions of any state or federal law providing in substance that releases shall not extend to claims, damages, or injuries which are unknown or unsuspected to exist at the time they are released. You are responsible for complying with any and all laws, whether they are federal, state, or local - pertaining to the ownership, possession, and or use of any of our products.

6. By entering our website(s) you acknowledge and agree that your use is at your own risk and that none of the parties involved in creating, producing, or delivering said sites are liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages, or any other losses, costs, or expenses of any kind (including legal fees, expert fees, or other disbursements) which may arise, directly or indirectly, through the access to, use of, or browsing of this site or through your downloading of any materials, data, text, images, video or audio from this site, including but not limited to anything caused by any viruses, bugs, human action or inaction or any computer system, phone line, hardware, software or program malfunctions, or any other errors, failures or delays in computer transmissions or network connections.

7. Although the specifications, features, illustrations, and other information contained in these sites are based upon up-to-date information, and while Flabongo LLC makes all reasonable efforts to ensure that all material on these sites is correct, accuracy cannot be guaranteed and Flabongo LLC makes no warranties or representations as to its accuracy. All content information and materials contained in this site are provided to you "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to, the implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title and non-infringement.

8. Do not post on our websites, or transmit to our websites, any libelous, threatening, unlawful or other material which could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, promote inappropriate behavior, promote the excessive or irresponsible consumption of alcohol, or otherwise violate any law or regulation. Notwithstanding the fact that Flabongo LLC or other parties involved in creating, producing, or delivering this site, may monitor or review transmissions, posting, discussions, or chats, Flabongo, LLC and all parties involved in creating, producing or delivering this site, assume no responsibility or liability which may arise from the content thereof, including but not limited to claims for defamation, libel, slander, obscenity, profanity, or misrepresentation.

9. By entering our sites you acknowledge and agree that any communication or material you transmit to our websites or to Flabongo LLC, in any manner and for any reason, will not be treated as confidential or proprietary. Furthermore, you acknowledge and agree that any ideas, concepts, techniques, procedures, methods, systems, designs, plans, charts, or other materials you transmit to Flabongo LLC may be used by Flabongo LLC anywhere, anytime, and for any reason whatsoever.

10. By entering our websites you acknowledge and agree that any name, logo, trademark, or service mark contained on said sites are owned or licensed by Flabongo LLC and may not be used by you without prior written approval. Flabongo LLC will aggressively enforce its intellectual property rights to the full extent of the law. Sound, graphics, charts, text, video, information, or images of places or people are either the property of Flabongo LLC or used on these sites with permission. Your use of any of these materials is prohibited unless specifically provided for on the sites. Any unauthorized use of these materials may subject you to penalties or damages, including but not limited to those related to violation of trademarks, copyrights, privacy, and publicity rights.

11. Although these sites may be linked to other sites, Flabongo LLC is not, directly or indirectly, implying any approval, association, sponsorship, endorsement, or affiliation with the linked site, unless specifically stated therein. By entering our sites you acknowledge and agree that Flabongo LLC has not reviewed all the sites linked to our sites and is not responsible for the content of any off-site pages or any other site linked to our sites. Your linking to any other off-site pages or other sites is at your own risk.

12. Flabongo LLC reserves the right to revise this legal information at any time and for any reason and reserves the right to make changes at any time, without notice or obligation, to any of the information contained on this site. By entering our websites you acknowledge and agree that you shall be bound by any such revisions. We suggest periodically visiting our website(s) to review these terms and conditions.